Written on 8:27 PM by Hafiz Helmi
One day an aeroplane has to go to Tokyo for an emergency flight.
It was stormy followed by heavy rains. During the flight, the aeroplane got a
flight problem. The plane was hard to control. It can't be manage
properly. The pilot was too scared and asks if there is any nearest airport so that they can land there. The only nearest airport was only
Brunei airport (don't look at the map cos it just a story). The pilot
tries to call the Brunei airport that their plane is going to land there.
Pilot : Can anyone receive this message?
RBA : Yes.carry on tah
Pilot: Our plane is stuck by a problem..
RBA: What problem?
Pilot : Our left wings have been struck by a thunder..
RBA: Ah..TAMPARIK!
Pilot : what? Whatever.how should I do?
RBA : Bah.try to move the plane to the right..
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why?
Pilot : My steering does not functioning anymore..
RBA : Calm down.try to use the automatic driver steering
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why?
Pilot : Coz the mechanics throw that function away..
RBA : Try to increase the speed of your engine..
Pilot : I can't
RBA : Why? Don't say that you don't have an engine.
Pilot : No.the engine does not work properly coz it was second hand
RBA : Well this is critical for us
Pilot : What should I do?
RBA : Can you land about 20km ahead?
Pilot : I can't
RBA: Why?
Pilot : Coz our fuel is dried out
RBA : Well there is nothing I can help.there is only one hope..
Pilot: What..?
RBA : Repeat after me..
Pilot : OK!
RBA : Ashha dualla ilaha illallah wa ash ha du anna Muhammadurrassulullah
Yang beneren,
Hafiz Helmo xP
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Written on 10:35 PM by Angelic Edah
assalamualaikum manusia. =]
haha, anyway. aku dapat ani dari facebook. si helmi yang post arah note. aku tau copy-paste saja. so cridits to si helmi. *tapuk tangan* haha. apakan.
anuwah, ni nah. memperkenalkan si sardar [entah dari mana kah si helmi dapat nama ani. macam sardine + cadar= sardar ] HAHA.
taadaaahh~
hensem jua ah, macam si edward cullen ah, betaring. rambut nya lagi kan sama.cuba kalau ia buka atu atas kepala nya ah, apakan tu?tuala kah?iatah wah, sama tu..hahaa.. weewitt.;p
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Touris! t: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
bah, enjoy kamu. LMAO, ROFL kah apakah kamu sana ah. haha. labih jua tu ah. ;p
dengan panuh kasih sayang,
kaka/alai edah. HAHAHAHAHA. ;p
Posted in
"edah",
sardar
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Written on 12:04 PM by pretty lilac
guys dangani ku jogg d skulah rah track ah kul 3.30 till 4.30 or myb kmu kn start aher bleh jua~~bh okay start dis mon ahh so lau kn ikut bawa ja baju k!!!!hehe
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Written on 11:08 AM by pretty lilac
Well cni kisah nya~aku nada keraja tym ane and aku liat blog ane "selalu" kena masuki soo aku post lh sumthing!! about this picture aku nda tau knpa suka bnr kn ku gmbr ane cool lahh!!!superb haha bh so i hope next year ada lagi moment bahagia mcm ane~ to my sci 3 love u guys owez and to 5a (sufi& bahzi) and to sci 2 (zimah zatul and kyrol) WELCOME TO OUR WONDERFUL FAMILY!!!HAHA sapa nama nda te sabut sorry ah!!hehe k bh tu ja
lots of love
LELA
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