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Ku perkenalkan, MR. SARDAR.

Written on 10:35 PM by Angelic Edah

assalamualaikum manusia. =]
haha, anyway. aku dapat ani dari facebook. si helmi yang post arah note. aku tau copy-paste saja. so cridits to si helmi. *tapuk tangan* haha. apakan.

anuwah, ni nah. memperkenalkan si sardar [entah dari mana kah si helmi dapat nama ani. macam sardine + cadar= sardar ] HAHA.

taadaaahh~


hensem jua ah, macam si edward cullen ah, betaring. rambut nya lagi kan sama.cuba kalau ia buka atu atas kepala nya ah, apakan tu?tuala kah?iatah wah, sama tu..hahaa.. weewitt.;p


Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '


NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Touris! t: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


bah, enjoy kamu. LMAO, ROFL kah apakah kamu sana ah. haha. labih jua tu ah. ;p

dengan panuh kasih sayang,
kaka/alai edah. HAHAHAHAHA. ;p

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5 Comments

  1. Hafiz Helmi | October 15, 2009 at 5:59 PM

    Sardar atue macam kaling ckit bunyinya kalau ku pakai nama Sapik, nda tia. Inda ja??? Jaaaaaa
    HAHAHAHA

     
  2. Angelic Edah | October 15, 2009 at 10:51 PM

    haha..ROFL, rolling on floor laughing..tanya mizan, ia ngajar aku..hahhaah.

     
  3. Angelic Edah | October 15, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    hahaha...sardar ani kaling kah?ah, awuwah..ia lahir diindia..haha..napa nda shah ruk khan? =p

     
  4. MeZaNo | October 16, 2009 at 9:57 PM

    hahahahah lau amitab balacahan kan ragat namanya a hahahaha

     
  5. Kirojihah | November 3, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    ahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahaahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahah

     

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